We had dom!Nick, but do you have sub!Nick headcanons?

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Depending on your headcannon for Nick, Ill do a few! But some can cross over to both, so yeah!
No-bits Nick

~ Really likes wireplay. Having the wires in his neck fiddled with, and even the ones in his hand and other exposed areas. But he will not ask the dom to do it, out of fear that the Dom may find it strange. If they do it on their own Nick is in total bliss

- and in relation - electric shocks. Most of his sensors are so old that he does not feel a whole lot from wax/knife/edge play. But electric shocks, those travel through all of his circuitry and it drives him nuts.

- Sensual ASMR or dirty talk he is really into. Hearing how the Dom describes what they want to do to them is really nice. How they would fuck him, use him, own him. In combo with praise and grinding against him hoo boy

- Sometimes he swears he gets phantom feelings of his bits, but the orgasms he feels are new - not memories. 

- When he is close to cumming, his eyes glow really intensely yellow. When he cums, they turn white. After, they turn off for a few seconds before he comes back. When asked how it feels, all he can describe it as is “Pure bliss,” and a tingly sensation on his synthetic skin as if it is real flesh again.

Bits Nick

- Has a thing for mirror sex. Something about seeing what is being done to him really turns him on.

- He has special shipments from Arturo for the lubricant supplies in his body, as Sole/Dom loves to run him dry before calling it a night.

- In the Dom position he likes roleplay a lot, but as a Sub he does not like it as much. He has always been the cop, the detective, the more dominant and leading in the conversation in his work. Its hard for him to put himself in the head space  for roll-play so he has to be in the right mood for it but hey - it happens. He will do it if the Dom really really really wants to. (only ones who he has allowed it with is Sole and Hancock)

- He wont turn down hand-cuffs used for bondage, however.

- Likes when the dom sits on his face. He does not need to breath, so he can go for days.

- Favorite position is when one leg is hooked up and over the dom’s shoulder and they pound into him.

- Mildly flexible.

- His torso is very sensitive, and actually a little ticklish. Every once in a while the Dom will get distracted from sex to tickle Nick because his laugh is such a sweet treat. Nick would never admit it, but he enjoys being tickled. 

- Even though he is being submissive, he still has a smart mouth in bed. Sometimes the Dom pulls out a ball gag for more punishment-based sessions. 
~ Mod Leo

consistentcaroling: since the writer of my immortal is apparently on tumblr bad ending: we find her.

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since the writer of my immortal is apparently on tumblr

bad ending: we find her tumblr and she’s now a TERF or anti-sjw weirdo

neutral ending: we never find it and she continues to live a normal happy life

good ending: we find it and she’s still writing and happy

true ending: it was john green the whole time

Secret Ending: It was Chuck Tingle.

Whenever someone wants to make a reboot of anything I want them to sit down are write a 20,000 word.

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Whenever someone wants to make a reboot of anything I want them to sit down are write a 20,000 word dissertation on old vs new Ducktales because THIS this is how you reboot a franchise.

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Kids.  Teenagers.  As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.

You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.

And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.  

You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends.  You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.  

Go.  Document the shit out of your ridiculous life.  Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in.  Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all.  Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Just don’t hurt people.  That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.

@palejoke tagged: #I mean no offense but why a 40 y/o on the hellsite

I think I have talked about this before, but because life doesn’t end at twenty or thirty or forty or fifty and thinking that folks are going to fall out of social media or that there won’t always be someone your age and my age and twice both of our ages interested in [insert anything, ever] is a very limiting worldview.  

Somewhere there is a sixty-five year old who unironically loves Taylor Swift’s music and a fifty-two year old writing Superwholock fanfic and a ninty year old who absolutely lives for the next episode of Archer and a seventy-one year old that can kick anyone’s ass in k-pop trivia.  There will always be these folks, and all the Internet has done is give fans of all ages a chance to interact in a way that they never had before.

Before BBSes and the Internet and Usenet and the World Wide Web and fanrings and forums and social media, those people would just love it in their own way, in the privacy of their own homes.  But now anyone can make an Ao3 account or a basic fansite or tumbl about whatever they want, and sometimes you’re gonna learn those people are old but they still get it, and sometimes you’re going to find out those folks are still kids, twelve or fourteen at the oldest, and marvel at their maturity and skill and attention to detail.  

And that is rad as hell, that is fucking incredible, that is… whatever the kids are saying these days, hah.

As a sidenote, once, about a decade ago, I decided to email one of my favourite authors before she bit it … she was pushing 90 at the time. ( … she’s still alive now). Anyways, we got to having a long discussion, because I shared my deadname with her late husband, and I actually had quite a long conversation with her. The part of the conversation I’d like to share with you about this now pushing 100-tear-old author isn’t that she developed a liking for her breakfast eggs from her honeymoon in Vienna, or that her Husband would sometimes steal her drafts to read them as soon as he could, or that she superglued a potted plant to her bookshelf to watch her orange cat try to knock it over and fail. Nono, I mention this to bring up what she would do as a writing exercise whenever she didn’t feel like writing her serious work. In short, erotic darkwing duck slashfic. You can find it online.

This is the greatest addition this post has gotten so far.

I LOVE THIS FUCKING POST.

I love all the posts written by older fans, with their insight, and their generous attitude towards young fans, and young fanfic writers, and young fanartists. 

Older fans who patiently explain to whomever questioned the validity of older fans participation…

that it’s older fans running the AO3 servers and the entire OTW organization;

Older fans most often writing the actually well written fanfic; 

Older fans planning, organizing and executing massive cons;

Older fans who write out fandom history dating back to pre-internet so that history can be known and preserved and enjoyed;

Older fan lawyers enforcing Fair Use laws pro bono to keep fans from being sued for creating fic or art or any other media;

Older fans behaving well with life-lived-and-learned healthy boundaries;

or conversely dealing out smack-downs to those not behaving well be they older trolls or naively inexperienced younguns;

Older fans letting fans of all ages remember that zany enthusiasm is not the province only of the young - it is the province of humanity. 

And we’re right there loving being human with you.

I’ll say yet again, Tumblr users are older than we think. There’s nothing unusual about a 40-something on here.

This started out as something great and turned into something better

Age is just a number but fandom is forever. 

Young people today always think they control everything and that everything is about them.

I blame it on the we’re all special winners philosophy they are all growing up under.

No.  Hell no.  Do not come onto my post that is all about telling kids to enjoy their youth and be weird, and pretend that it’s OK to yell about young people and their specialness and participation trophies and related nonsense.

Young people are AWESOME.  They are enthusiastic and thoughtful and self-aware and creative. They give life and joy and effort and thought and work to fandom.  I will take one well-meaning and enthusiastic teenage girl over a dozen half or ironically committed adults any day.

Lots of them are unaware of fandom history because we have been very shitty at keeping fandom history – and that’s on us. 

Lots of them don’t care about ‘elders’ because they don’t know they exist, or because they’ve been socialized to believe they shouldn’t exist, that people have to ‘grow up’ sometime – and that’s on us.  

Lots of them want elders, they are delighted to discover that they can grow up and keep being as weird and awesome and wonderful as they are right now, that they don’t have to ‘become an adult’ by giving up everything that brings them joy.  The notes on this post prove it.

And then lots of them are down on elders because we treat young people like shit a lot of the time, and they are not willing to put up with being treated like shit.  I give kids today a lot of credit for refusing to put up with nonsense.  That takes strength and courage and self-esteem and love for their friends and for humanity, all things we should encourage.

People have been bitching about the ‘special winners philosophy’ thing since at least Gen X (that’s as far back as my memory goes), and we’re about two and a half generations out from that now.  This new crop of kids is hyper aware of when they’re being condescended to, and have no need to respect something without that respect being earned.  They don’t think too much of themselves, they just want the same basic shit that everyone’s always wanted only now it’s harder to get – and considering that their parents generation had those things, it feels like an actual loss rather than a hopeful dream for the future.

And let’s remember: they never asked for the participation trophies. Adults did. And participation trophies don’t actually make you feel good, they make you mistrust praise and devalue outside encouragement.

Basically, fuck this attitude in general.

Hi, I’m an old fangirl and I wouldn’t have been in fandom for as long as I have (almost two decades) if it weren’t for fans older than me, inspiring me and showing me the way. Y’all know who you are and I thank you.

If you’re new or old or somewhere inbetween to fandom, age ain’t nothing but a number. Let’s all celebrate the shiny, the oh-my-God-I-can’t-believe-that’s-canon, the prettah, the highs and lows of loving something you didn’t create, the highs and lows of creating stuff inspired by That Show Whose Name We Abbreviate (If Possible), and all the glory that is fandom.

This lady…

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You remember that post about the homestuck t-shirt design contest collaborating with hot topic? And how Hot Topic are the biggest art thieves?  This is recent.  As you can see above, I stumbled upon Hot Topic’s website and they are selling a very popular fan art put on a t-shirt, and did not ask permission from the original artist (rismo).

This shows Hot Topic still continues their art thievery.  Hot Topic are still taking art from artists without their permission.  This is disrespectful and appalling.

EXCEPT YOU DID GIVE THEM YOUR PERMISSION.

BY AGREEING TO TERMS AND CONDITIONS ON DEVIANT ART.

THEY SOLD IT TO A THIRD PARTY ROYALTY-FREE.

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woah oops deleting my deviantart account

*instantly puts logo on my best pictures*

6. Payment Unless otherwise agreed between Artist and deviantART in a writing from deviantART, the license granted to deviantART under this Agreement is royalty-free.

DeviantArt you literal piece of shit

Uh what

That’s not okay

yo okay this is REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT and imma be deleting my DA very soon because of it.

are you fucking for real

Just a heads up for people hosting their designs on DA

Okay. I just read through the “agreement” that DA has implemented, and it is truly heinous. I will not be posting on DA anymore.

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3. License To Use Artist Materials. As and when Artist Materials are uploaded to the DeviantArt Site(s), Artist grants to DeviantArt a worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive license to do the following things during the Term:

a) to prepare and encode Artist Materials or any part of them for digital or analog transmission, manipulation and exhibition in any format and by any means now known or not yet known or invented; (DA  can post them on their website and edit them in any way they see fit)

b) to display, copy, reproduce, exhibit, publicly perform, broadcast, rebroadcast, transmit, retransmit, distribute through any electronic means (including analog and digital) or other means, and electronically or otherwise publish any or all of the Artist Materials, including any part of them, and to include them in compilations for publication, by any and all means and media now known or not yet known or invented ; (They can publish your art in any media, use it to showcase their website or even promote certain groups without your knowledge. For all you know, your art could be promoting the KKK.)

c) to modify, adapt, change or otherwise alter the Artist Materials (e.g., change the size) and use the Artist Materials as described in Section 3(b); and

d) the right to sublicense to any other person or company any of the licensed rights in the Artist Materials, or any part of them, subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement. (They can edit, change, or otherwise modify your artwork in any way they want, as well as sublicensing it  to third parties, such as Hot Topic.)

e) Artist acknowledges that Artist will not have any right, title, or interest in any other materials with which Artist Materials may be combined or into which all or any portion of Artist Materials may be incorporated. (By posting on FA, you forfeit your right to dispute any third party profits or copyright infringements upon your art.)

f) During the Term, DeviantArt’s licenses under this Agreement include the right to use any part of the Artist Materials in the promotion, advertising or marketing of the DeviantART Sites. (DeviantArt can use your art to advertise anything they want.)

g) As used in this Agreement, the term “Artist Materials” means any content uploaded to the DeviantArt Site(s) which may include without limitation Artist’s name(s) (including professional names), trademarks, trade names, likenesses, photographs, biographical materials, audio-visual materials, artwork, liner notes, and other graphical, textual, video, film or audio materials and any and all “skins,” computer-generated images or other artwork or images that Artist submits to DeviantArt in any medium or format whatsoever. (ANYTHING you submit to DeviantArt belongs to DeviantArt now. Including  your drawings, your photos, videos, your stock materials, your music/audio, your written stories, and your artist name.)

Yes. THEY CAN EVEN USE YOUR ACTUAL ARTIST NAME. THEY OWN IT NOW,  IF YOU ARE PART OF DA.

Fuck DA. 

Burn them to the ground

Pass it around

That’s why I deleted months ago.It’s a terrible website and I hate it

Passing on the PSA. I stopped using that site years ago. If you still use it, it’s not too late! Trash that shit.

@everybery You should water mark the shit out of your stuff dear! I’ve had my designs on shirts without permission quite a few times !

Yep. Deleted over 400 drawings and photos from DA over an year ago. I used the site for over 8 years not knowing these terms of service since they don’t actually show them to you when you make an account. Sure you can find them if you do some digging but they don’t shove it to your face. Also it doesn’t matter if your art has a watermark or whatever. Like it says above they have the right to edit and modify your pics so they can just remove your useless watermarks and signatures and then use your art freely and you can’t complain because you have agreed to all of this. There is no reason whatsoever to use Deviantart (maybe if you are a stockartist that gives their shit for free lol). Leave this piece of shit site before they use you like the arrogant asshats they are.

Omg I did not know this!

@crashmeow

This is the sickest thing I’ve ever seen in regards to the art community. So much for respecting the artist!

DeviantART, you can fucking rot in the deepest pits of Hell. 

Welp…Fuck this. Thanks for sharing this! I will be deleting my DA posts immediately. Anyone know a safe place to post my fanart? Like, other than Tumblr? I don’t want to make ANOTHER blog for all my non-Rick and Morty stuff.

Well this is horrible.

I’d heard rumours of this as far back as 2007 or 2008 and ignored them, then a few years ago I more friends dropped out of DA for the same reason, but I thought nothing of it. But this is getting ridiculous.

Just a heads-up for my watchers: I will be moving my art and deleting my DA. Patreon is already the best place to find me, followed by Tumblr, and god only knows what terms of service is hidden here. One can only hope nothing quite so heinous.

It’s shit, and it’s unfortunate, as I met so many friends and fans through DA and received so much support through my darkest times. It was a huge part of my artistic development for the last decade and I doubt I would be where I am now if I didn’t have the resources and the community it presented.

But this is not how you treat a dedicated fanbase, this is not how you reward your community. And if this is what they think of artists, then they do not deserve our support.

TL;DR: Deleting my DA soon because they are a sack of shit.

Ive never used DA but in case I have any followers that do! Pass it on!

I never got around to actually using DA but heads up for anyone who does

Deleted mine. The best part is you get to tell them why you’re deleting it, so you can tell them to fuck right off.

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honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Not Obama, but I had a dream about Morgan Freeman where he just said ‘Want to see a cool trick?’ and I woke up.

Fuck you, Morgan Freeman.