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[skull_bearer]

by limitedbythesky

skull_bearer's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 33% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 04:03:41 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 08:23:35 PM

Alco Money! : $ 195

Guests of Honour

niahmas is a schizophrenic Wiccan who bites at cats randomly in the street. niahmas drank 18 Poteens.
burntsmore is a spiteful Liberal Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who creates decripit oil paintings of male genetalia before auctioning them off to Famine Relief burntsmore drank 2 Sambuccas.
esteliel is a sprightly Buddhist. esteliel drank 2 Lagers, 16 Pilsners.
neorxna_wong is a happy-go-lucky Taoist. neorxna_wong drank 1 Whiskey, 2 Goldschlagers.
waset is an insecure Agnostic and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. waset drank 1 Hot Toddy, 8 Mint Juleps.
roachspit is a despicable Taoist who smells like a cross between a love hungry polar bear and a seaping arsehole. roachspit drank 2 Aftershocks.
maliwane is a bitchy Taoist and a serious booze-hound. maliwane decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
skull_bearer is a depressed Atheist. skull_bearer drank 7 Whiskeys.
chetwynd_hayes is a happy-go-lucky Agnostic and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. chetwynd_hayes drank 7 Gins, 4 Bloody Marys.

Sick!

You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - niahmas, burntsmore, esteliel, waset, chetwynd_hayes

Lovers

Last night someone told burntsmore and neorxna_wong to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like burntsmore! Oh god no, the humanity!

The Drunkest

After last nights alcoholfest esteliel has enrolled themselves in an "English 101" course in an attempt to resurrect their both their brain cells and their grasp on the English language!

Random Events

waset offered skull_bearer £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. waset can now be contacted
at waset_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.

niahmas and maliwane were on the edge of a punch-up after maliwane called niahmas a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!

maliwane and roachspit took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke.

Comments

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

roachspit is a despicable Taoist who smells like a cross between a love hungry polar bear and a seaping arsehole.

HAHAHAHAHA! *dead from laughter*