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It's 1am, and my life's gotten so shitty that all I can do is laugh. Here's an extract from one of my posts on the forum:

What if the Wildlings, Others, and who knows what else simply went AROUND the Wall?

This just begs a spoof.

Three Others leading their undead armies, they've just devastated a Night Watch camp, and one of them's found a map

*long silence*

Other #1: You mean to say... That after all these millenia of throwing everything we have at this bloody block of ice, we could have gone around it?

Other #2+3: *shamed nods*

*shuffle shuffle*

Other #1: We're never gonna live this one down.

They then proceed around the Wall, ignore Jon and the rest entirely, take over Westros, and kill Daenarys and her dragons in a daring plot involving, UnCatelyn, a goat and a bowl of porridge. The End

How was that for pure random stupidity?

And if you don't understand what i'm talking about, then you had better read A Song of Ice and Fire before I have Shagga come over , cut off your manhoods and throw them to the goats, crows, fire or whatever's handy.

Skull Bearer.

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