Going a long way to make a point...

[skull_bearer]

The american border has more holes than last year's socks, as everyone knows, but this fellow went a step further when he crossed the border with three elephants and a marching band. Needless to say, they passed without a hitch, because there  was no-one within sight (or hearing apparently, the band was making a lot of noise) to stop them.

Excuse me while I snigger.