This is why I have my characters

[skull_bearer]

Because nothing they can say will ever outweigh the sheer goddamn weirdness of my own life. If it's weird, bizarre and makes no sense, it will happen to me. You know, I don't care. It's easier not to care.
Managing my personal army through Berlin next month is looking more and more attractive. That or catching the fancy new kind of flu that seems to be going round. It sounds like an improvement on the hayfever that's been dogging me.
Goodbye! Farewell! Elvis has left the building!
*collapse*

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