Epic Dream of WTF

[skull_bearer]

... which could possibly best be described as a cross between Sherlock Holmes, Lanark and Alice in Wonderland In which Charlse Dodgeson made elaborately carved coffins, caught dragon and died (dragon is an illness in Lanark), Sherlock Holmes died the same way and someone made an enourmous mecano structure on one side of Mars to hold all the porn and crap and /b of the internet.
And it was Holmes/Watson slash. Sort of.

...What the fuckity fuck fuck do I have in my head?