NaNoWriMo

[skull_bearer]

This is Skull Bearer. This is Skull Bearer on the bandwagon. ;)

So I saw Roachspit was getting stuck in, and I thought, what the hey, I once wrote 16000 words in a week and I've been looking for an excuse. So I'm taking part. My X-bunnies have been eating me and I've got a whole notebook full of notes. I'll finish Nocturnale by the end of this month, and take November to write my fic. Even if I don't finish it in time, it'll have given me the kick up the arse I need to start it off. Hopefully, my bunnies will stop going beserk on me after that.

And here are some more quotes, straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak:

I'll say this about pollution, it gives you amazing sunsets.

If life gives you lemons, write them.

If this is a kid's book, I'm Raistlin/Crysania shipper (in other words, you'd be more likely to find snowmen in hell).

You know you're a angst writer when people are writing fix-its to your fix-if fic.

The funniest moment of my life? One day, me and my friends were going to Forbidden Planet (it's a sci-fi bookstore in London), and one of my friends, Jenny, was carrying a huge cross made of shoeboxes and covered in white paper, it was almost as big as she was. Anyway, we were walking down the main road when we saw this Jesus guy preaching with a magaphone to a bunch of people. Grinning inanly, we came over and walked right pass him. You should have seen the guy's face! Here he is, preaching the gospel, when a bunch of teenages walk by carrying a massive cross! He stuttered and lost his place about fourteen times while we were going past.

I... am a hungry, tired slasher, you... are between my food, my seat and my laptop, this... is an automatic revolver. Get the drift?

I need a mental scrubbing brush... If you don't have a mental scrubbing brush, several tons of Raist/Dal slash could also do the trick.

Woah, suddenly the phrase 'sentient food processor' jumped into my head.

It's a funny thing about slash, if there's evidence for it the slashers will comb through every bit to find it and tell people 'I told you so', but if there isn't they they'll just shrug and say 'Tough, we're writing it anyway.'

Fanficcers are like kender, we borrow everything, annoy the hell out of authorities but still deny what we're doing is illegal. ;)

Me: *watching The Ring when women climbs out of screen* It came from Channel Five!

Pot- Makes people very happy, which is why it's illegal.
Crack- Makes people act like themselves, only more so.

Forget the flying monkeys, deformed neon pink gnomes that do the can-can, THAT'S scary.

The good shepard is Welsh.

I tried to get onto "Godhatesfags", and somehow ended up on a search engine.
See? Even my laptop is disgusted!

Me Tarzan. She Jane. You Stupid.

Can't talk, Slashing.

I have killed God and now you will have to think for yourself!

Why is it illegal to have gay sex at 16 while it's legal to have straight sex? I mean, you can get pregnant in straight sex.

Organised religion is A Bad Thing, the shepard overlooking the flock has decided to invest in intensive farming, run while you can.

My life is a runaway train, and the guy laying the tracks is half a mile ahead and on LSD.

It has finally happened. I drooled on my keyboard.

Stupid people are not eternal, unfortunantly, their ideas are.

Never, ever, watch Marilyn Manson videos when pissed.

My brother's turned into a Neaderthal, my mum's depressed and in an institution, my dad's in france, I'm home alone and drowning in homework, my mum's boyfriend's broken up with her, my stepdad's god knows where and my neighbour is having a sex change...HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? (Me, aged 17)

It is impossible to read Terry Pratchett and listen to 'Change' by Deftones. Do Not Risk This!
Do not read George Orwell's 1984 while listening to the Cradle of Filth cover of Hallowed be thy Name, as depression will ensue.

Generally? Well, my job is to chase after homophobes while armed with a variety of sharp objects.

Comments

[halokitty69.livejournal.com]

Whats NaNoWriMo?

Love the quotes. I can't think of any particularly good ones I've said other than...

One of my friends, in conversation with another of my friends: "Most men prefer a size 10-12"

Me: "As apposed to Vic (my ex-boyfriend), who prefers *AGE* 10-12"

...well, it made my friends fall about laughing...maybe it was one of those 'you had to be there' things...

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

National Novel Writing Month.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

I've heard about NaNoWriMo in several places now and also have no idea what it might mean, except that people write fics for it.

But I love the quotes again. Some seem really symptomatic of slash-addiction -and I don't only mean the drooling-on-keyboard thing. ";-)
"Can't talk, slashing!" is my favourite. I want a "Don't disturb, slashing!" -sign for my bedroom door, now.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

National Novel Writing Month. Basically you have a month to write a 50,000 word novel, quality is not expected.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Sounds interesting. Bad thing I'm too lazy for something like that. May I read yours afterwards?

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Of course, if you like badly written, incredibly long X-men slash fics ;)

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Nothing I'd like better! (Oh, right, I'd like 50,000 words of Raistlin/Dalamar slash better, but let's not be picky... ";-)) Maybe you'll get me into the X-Men fandom with that...

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

*checks ff.net, quick mental maths* Well, I have about 200,000 words of Raistlin/Dalamar written, so I think it might be time for a break ;)

X-men is fun, and it is incredibly slashy.