Let's just forget that ever happened, or, when you aim for 2001 and hit Matrix reloaded instead

[skull_bearer]

And then Mirek said 'No, fuck the lot of you' and short-circuited that kid because that was the biggest load of drooling rubbish he'd seen since the Terra Firma Party and then he fried all the Reaper's circuits. Then he sat down and sort of waited until someone (it turned out to be the rachni) came in and rescued him.

And Mirek quietly told them that this Citadel was way more trouble than it was worth and they smashed it into Venus because no one was using that planet anyway. And everyone are pretty right pissed because what the hell Shepard, that was the heart of the galactic empire right there.

And Mirek told them to fuck off too, and dragged of Garrus to be the Geth's diplomats to not!Citadel space because frankly at this point they seem like the only sane bunch in the galaxy, and there are better ways to solve organic/synthetic relations than a hard-set reboot of fuck-knows how many casualties.