"You can't be in favour of homosexuality, or the ducks will get you in the end."

[skull_bearer]

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[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

Boggle :oZ

Is this person quite all there?

[the-little-owl.livejournal.com]

LOL. I think 14 and "homeschooled" is an excuse, because (at least here) people, who prefer homeschooling are often religious nuts, who don't want their children "exposed" to modern science (like evolution). But before the ducks take over, I hope - of course- that the owls will rule!

[h-aun.livejournal.com]

Dorothy L. Sayers put it so well:

"How fleeting are all human passions compared to the massive continuity of ducks."

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

This is one brilliant troll! XD

[bill_sheehan.livejournal.com]

This has got to be a troll.

But I've heard similar arguments from serious sources. The point seems to be that gay sex is so incredibly awesome that anyone who tries it will forsake bland prosaic heterosexual coupling, and the human race will be extinct in a few generations. Like heroin and wireheading, we need to be protected from our own pleasure centers.

Personally, I'm all in favor of a large percentage of the population forgoing childbearing. The planet is well over its carrying capacity. Let's outlaw opposite sex marriage. Let's face it, the only reason you're not gay is that you just haven't met the right man / woman

[underlankers.livejournal.com]

Now that is one fowl argument for homophobia.

[fjm.livejournal.com]

Wait til she finds out ducks go in for gang rape and gay sex (I got to see this at the University of York where mating ducks made a huge noise in the spring).

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Don't forget gay necrophiliac rape! It's been documented!

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, would you be free this Sunday for the essay talk?

[fjm.livejournal.com]

my next free (ish) Sunday is November 18th. Fridays might be better if you could meet me after the bL closes.

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

Ok, this Friday?

[fjm.livejournal.com]

5pm in the courtyard. We'll go for a coffee.

[solarbird]

Epic.

[sorion.livejournal.com]

DUCKS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS! FORGET ABOUT MERMAIDS! WATCH OUT FOR THE DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course home-schooled. What else... *headdesk*