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bidoof:
this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor
Occasionally great nations will go to war and unleash the powers of the Holy Smashed Beer Bottle and Mighty Stick of Power, and entire cities are leveled by their wrath.
bidoof:
this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor
Occasionally great nations will go to war and unleash the powers of the Holy Smashed Beer Bottle and Mighty Stick of Power, and entire cities are leveled by their wrath.