Teminator Three

[skull_bearer]

Dear John Connor: It the future of the human race is in your hands... we're screwed. You were more intelligent when you were thirteen. Just watching you makes me cheer for the machines.

Dear Skynet: You're Joey's computer aren't you?

Dear Compulsary Love Interest: 
Skull Bearer: *terminator vioce* Are you Sarah Connor?
CLI: Uhhh... no?
Skull Bearer: *blows her head off* Cecil B. Demented, baby. 
(If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out of Google)

Dear Terminator: Shouldn't you be too busy running your state to bother with Armageddon?

Dear Terminatrix: You've had a sex change, is that it? Don't worry, I don't judge, but you could find some more original tactics.

Dear Plot: The idea of a terminator sent back to kill the other leaders of the revolution is pretty good, and it would have worked if James Cameron were still there. As it was, it was just the same plot as the last, just bigger, bloodier and gayer.

Dear James Cameron: I'm really, really sorry.

Dear whoever directed this: You suck.

Dear Ending: Thank you for having the balls to blow everyone up. But more horrible nuclear devastation, please.

Okay, enough about that, I'm watching Matrix Revolutions.

Comments

[orcboy.livejournal.com]

To paraphrase madness, you poor poor sod.

[shadowvalkyrie.livejournal.com]

Well... ahm... I actually liked "Terminator", never tried to make sense of it, though. Also, I never even tried to watch it as educational quality cinema, just for plain mindless fun. *watches fifteenth car in a row blow up and tenth time machine-gun combat and cheers*

But I agree, highly developed robot creatures should be a trifle more clever. Outwitting humans isn't /that/ hard, is it?

[skull-bearer.livejournal.com]

The first two Terminators were great, and James Cameron has the honor of making one of the few sequels that were better than the original. He never wanted to make a third Terminator movie, but as he didn't own the rights, they made one anyway, and it sucked monkey balls.