Canon discussion

[skull_bearer]

Skull Bearer: You are so evil, I can't even start.

Fistandantilus: I know, that's why you love writing me.

Skull Bearer: Really, you write yourself, that was just evil beyond compare.

Fistandantilus: *polishes fingerbones* I learnt from the best.

Skull Bearer: Why in the Abyss am I even talking to you?

Fistandantilus: Because they *points at Raistlin and Dalamar* are too busy groping each other to chat.

Raistlin+ Dalamar: *are hugging each other very, very tightly*

Dalamar: You I love you? Remember that, no matter what happens. I'm very proud of you, you're being very brave.

Raistlin: *muffled sob*

Fistandantilus: Incidentally, where is the other fandom, it's just us here- well, us and Andras Rannoch cowering in the corner.

Skull Bearer: After my I&E bunnies had a rather... explosive return from hibernation, I sent Charles and Erik on a well deserved holiday to somewhere tropical. They'll be back soon, I expect.

Raistlin: *furious* Why don't we ever get a break! After all you've done to us, we could do with a few months somewhere nice!

Skull Bearer: *sweet, doting smile* Because... you two darlings are my OTP.

Raistlin: *slumps against Dalamar's chest, crying*

Fistandantilus: *laughs*

Skull Bearer: Don't laugh, you don't know what I've got in store for you!

Fistandantilus: Whatever it is, it has to be better than canon.

Skull Bearer: You have a point, though not much of one.

Everyone: *gives thanks that this isn't canon*

Skull Bearer: Thank you for giving me this very fun world to play in.

Fistandantilus: Thank you for making me more than just a throw-away villain.

Raistlin: Thank you for not turning me into him *points at Fistandantilus*

Dalamar: Thank you for... *considers canon* for just about everything, really, I've read Wizard's Conclave.

Andras Rannoch: *watch this space*


So yes, I have finally written chapter four, since as I'm going on holiday on Thursday, I'll beta it myself so I can have it up before I leave.