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HOLY SHIT NATE TPKED AN ENTIRE GANG OF VAMPIRE HUNTERS WITH ONE ATTACK.

NATHANIEL BROOKS, TERROR OF THE NIGHT, HUNTER OF VAMPIRE HUNTERS.

FUCK YOU BLADE.

MALKAVIANS ROCK
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unexplained-events:

Horror Icons In and Out of Makeup

1. Pumpkinhead - Tom Woodruff, Jr.
2. Satanico Pandemonium - Salma Hayek
3. Nosferatu - Max Schreck
4. Grand High Witch - Anjelica Huston
5. Samara Morgan - Daveigh Chase
6. Pinhead - Doug Bradley
7. Frankenstein - Boris Karloff
8. Phantom Of The Opera - Lon Chaney, Sr.
9. Regan MacNeil - Linda Blair
10. Freddy Krueger - Robert Englund

SOURCE

I did once hear a story that when Hellraiser was having it’s release day party, Doug Bradley kept being asked who he was and why he was there.
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amuseoffyre:

agirlnamedkeith:

te-amo-corazon:

nadiacreek:

reuters:

With a large chin, a prominent slightly arched nose and delicate lips, the “face” of England’s King Richard III was unveiled on Tuesday, a day after researchers confirmed his remains had finally been found after 500 years.

A team of university archaeologists and scientists announced on Monday that a skeleton discovered last September underneath a council parking lot in Leicester was indeed that of Richard, the last English king to die in battle, in 1485.

Devotees of Richard, who have long campaigned to restore his reputation, proudly revealed a 3D reconstruction of the long-lost monarch’s head on Tuesday, introducing him to reporters as “His Grace Richard Plantagenet, King of England and France, Lord of Ireland”.

READ ON: Face of Richard III, England’s “king in the car park”, revealed

i am so happy we all thought the same thing

I respect this, but every single time I see ANYTHING about Richard III and his bones, I think of this documentary:

In which the like…head of the Richard III Defense Club absolutely loses her shirt because she was convinced that the scoliosis and whithered arm were ‘bad press’ because people didn’t like Richard III. 

When the examination proves them to be true she has to leave the room to compose herself.

I will tell you, I appreciate passions. But the attractiveness of a historical figure is not a hill I ever expected to see a person die upon. 

(Also, SO ABLEIST and not okay???? I’m not??? sure??? what??? part??? of him??? having??? scoliosis??? and a weak arm??? make him??? less??? likable???)

To be fair, historically, there is historical media precedent of people being “abnormal” or with some physical and/or psychological problem to make them monstrous villains. Bond films still do this to this day and when the Tudor propaganda machine wanted to blacken Richard’s name, in an era when Kings were meant to be the embodiment of strength and goodness, turning him into a limping hunchback villain was Shakespeare doing the standard media approach.

The difference being that, in this particular case, he took Richard’s well-remembered medical condition and turned it up to eleven. Yes, Richard did have one shoulder slightly higher than the other, but we’re two generations down the line and naaaaaah, no one else my age’ll remember that it was only a mild aberration of his shoulder. Let’s turn that into a full blown twisted back that is his entire motivation.

I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them

Technically, they’re not wrong about it being bad press, because it was. Shakespeare made him a very physically and visibly disabled villain. It came as such a shock to them that the bad press was based in reality and that Richard was actually not the embodiment of physical perfection they decided that he must be. They forgot that some people around in Shakespeare’s time would have remembered Richard. There probably were nasty jokes about him, just like there are jokes now about William’s thinning hair and Harry’s red hair (and/or legitimacy).

However, if you want to see something nifty (and I wish I could find a link, because it was awesome), they did a documentary some time later about a man with a similar degree of scoliosis as Richard III being dressed up and trying riding and armour and things like that, to see how someone with scoliosis would have coped. And what do you know? The armour served as a support truss and apparently made things easier for him, which he was really excited about. Also, they think Richard had a special saddle made to ensure stability on horseback, much like Kaiser Wilhelm did in the early 20th century.

I love that they went digging to see how Richard came to be reputed as this fierce and stalwart soldier by working out what mechanisms were put in place to help him deal with his scoliosis. The man died in battle and even his enemies reported he was fighting like a lion until the end. Unfortunately, ableists are useless at seeing past the “disabled” part.

It brings a new meaning to that famous line in the play ‘A horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse!’ With his condition Richard was very capable on horseback, but once dismounted he’d tire quickly and be unable to defend himself.

There’s also the possibility that few people actually knew of Richard’s disability until his death, it would be fairly easy to cover up from any but his most trusted servants. however when he was killed, his body was stripped and it would have been obvious.
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kansascity-elffriend:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
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Rubicon for Tigris - Skull_Bearer - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work, Vampire: The Masquerade
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nathaniel Brooks/Tigris
Characters: Nathaniel Brooks, Tigris, Background vampires - Character
Additional Tags: Vampires, Nightclub, Trans Male Character, Blowjobs, handjobs, Reunion, Reunion Sex, Cuddles, Vampire!Nate, Usual Trainwreck!Nate, But Tigris loves him anyway, Mental Health Issues, Eating Disorders, Original Character(s)
Summary:

While celebrating his latest hunt, Nate meets an old flame…

Basically one of probably several Vampire!Nate fics.
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dykeiel:

elementary is literally like “sherlock holmes is not a superhuman. he needs to eat and sleep just as much as any other person. however he never showers or does laundry and looks like the NYPD found him in a dumpster and he’s been following them around like their pet dog ever since” and that’s why it’s the best adaptation

dykeiel:

people adapting the character of sherlock holmes are often tempted to make him borderline superhuman in his treatment of his own body, such as commenting on how he never eats or sleeps, in order to portray his eccentricity. but really is there anything more in character than him walking around his house eating scrambled eggs out of a mixing bowl and offering some to the houseguest he suspects is a murderer

dykeiel:

one really trivial thing I’m loving about elementary is that sherlock actually fucking eats

Also: ‘Sherlock Holmes actually works at being as good as he is and is constantly in brain training to stay as good as he is. He isn’t some ubermench, other people can learn it too!’
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Kinda puzzled by these people who put out posts defending Taika Waititi against the backlash about Jojo Rabbit. I’m like- people.

There is no backlash.

Literally no one is pissed off about this movie bar neo-nazis.

The only people on the anti Taika Waititi tag on tumblr are the three drunk Loki fangirls who didn’t like Thor: Ragnorok.

I think people are going to just… like this movie.
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scifi-fantasy-horror:

by  B I M A

Isn’t that Long John Silver from Treasure Planet?
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reversetimelord:

biggest-boogara-on-the-block:

repeat-script:

megaceros:

megaceros:

gummy lamas

And the less talented brothers

godspeed purple llama friend

There he go

The purple llama is glorious, but has no one noticed the pink one???

reminds me of this post a while back: 
(about Notre Dame being rebuilt with Assassin’s Creed Unity files)

i want to both spread this as impressive technological marvel from unexpected source, but also to joke that the rebuilt cathedral will have walls with only one side, the cardinal clips through the altar and gets stuck waist deep in the floor, and the choir rockets off in separate directions when the incense is lit.

https://brunhiddensmusings.tumblr.com/post/184295945580/whiskybravo-so-apparently-the-data-used-to
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Oh man I am shipping Nate/Tigris so hard right now. Why is my OTP one which I entirely made up and have no time to write? I want to get my DM to put Tigris in the game as Vampire!Nate’s human!ex, but I’d basically have to play him too because HE IS TIGRIS AND TIGRIS IS PERFECT

That last bit is Nate. Tigris would say he’d prefer being without the OCD but Nate is just SHUT UP YOU ARE PERFECT.
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“Kill your darlings” was an expression Sir Arthur Quiller-Couch came up with, to tell young writers not to fall in love with a particularly fine passage. He wrote,

If you here require a practical rule of me, I will present you with this: ‘Whenever you feel an impulse to perpetrate a piece of exceptionally fine writing, obey it—whole-heartedly—and delete it before sending your manuscript to press. Murder your darlings.’

It doesn’t mean “Kill all your characters”. Or even, “Don’t treat your characters with compassion and love.” Even when bad things happen to them, as they will.
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froody:

froody:

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

I love the running joke about the monster in young Frankenstein’s massive dick

To be fair this Frankenstein was not only a doctor but a university lecturer, so I think he’s smarter than the original.
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Me: *reading about the unspoken rules for dialogue as part of my DELTA*

Also me: So, that’s why talking to my dad is so fucking aggravating.
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Anyone else being swamped by geometric shapes? I’m banning forty of them every few hours.
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Apparently making a politics post is an excuse to be absolutely mobbed by bots. if you aren’t a bot and you’re following me, please make sure you’ve got something posted on your tumblr because I’m going to be blocking all the empty tumblrs.
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starrycari:

skull-bearer:

For those who are following the clown car of UK politics- the Prime Minster has just been legally recognised as committing treason. A crime punished by hanging until 1998, when the EU court of human rights made them repeal the law.

Wait wait what’s going on I’ve been paying all my attention to un climate, Hong Kong, and president dumpster fire this week, what’s going on in the uk with y’all pm now exactly ?

Basically, he’s trying to force through a no-deal Brexit that’ll fuck up the entire country, only be be shot down at every turn by a government system that’s actually working. 

In a last ditch attempt to get what he wanted he shut down parliament last week, only for it to have now been legally proven that he lied not only to the House, but to the Queen- textbook treason under UK laws.
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For those who are following the clown car of UK politics- the Prime Minster has just been legally recognised as committing treason. A crime punished by hanging until 1998, when the EU court of human rights made them repeal the law.

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