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featherquillpen:

The next Dæmorphing fic, “The Cost of the Fight,” is coming soon to an AO3 near you, so have some random inconsequential spoilers!

In this fic, Loren compares stretch marks with the governor of California, Taxxons try to pun, Lourdes argues with a chatbot, Marco incites an armed riot, and Tom has to kick Jake’s mind out of the gutter. 

W00t
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gay-plums:

porco-is-my-biting-daddy:

iguanastevens:

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

Amazing tutorial I recommend to everyone!

ok but what if the fic is pure child/adult porn

Refer to step 1.
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derinthemadscientist:

Hey, you! Are you incredibly lonely? Do you want a friend who you can pour your heart out to, every thought and emotion and sevret fear? Someone who will be with you always, and won’t separate from you for more than a few hours every few days?

Participate in The Sharing’s new Buddy Program! We have a Brain Buddy for everyone – from the loner looking to a friend, to the bored student wanting someone to entertain them with witty commentary throughout class. Do you want access to a second language or complex skill without having to learn it yourself? Do you want to be fit, but lack the discipline to move your own muscles through exercise every day? Are you fascinated by alien life and want to be on the cutting edge of alien contact, working in a real alien organisation and operating real alien machinery and spaceships? Come down to The Sharing, tell us what you want, and we’ll find the best Brain Buddy for you!

Conditions apply.

rjalker:

You know I’m pretty sure the Sharing would have a lot more recruits if they were just honest about what they were doing

*LOLing hard at Conditions apply.*
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shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

Yeah, she does get a bit better after a bit. Don’t expect too much, though.

thispalekid:

So I’m reading streams of silver and am a bit disappointed in how salvatore wrote Catti-brie. Does she get better? She’s just a pawn in this book and kind of wimpy. I was under the impression that she was a badass fighter.

I mean she’s not stupid and she does try to keep a level head, but I thought she was stronger and braver. Or is Entreri just supposed to be that scary or something? She’s not a bad character, she’s just not what I was expecting since she seemed more into the action (most of it happens of screen) in the other book.

Idk I want more from her since she’s kind of only girl in the fucking group.

In Legacy she goes hiking through the Underdark on her own to save Drizzt’s dumbass so she’s pretty cool in that one.
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hungry-hobbits:

oh god archduke franz ferdinand watch out he’s got a gun OH NO HE’S GOT AIRPODS IN HE CANT HEAR ME

That would be about the most logical thing about that entire morning.

[profile] ailykatthe said conditions of the murder of archiduke franz ferdinand makes me think that every single person involved had airpods in.
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previouslysaltyfandombrat:

All ships are valid.

All ships are valid.

All ships are valid. 

No exceptions, Karen. No “except”, “unless”, “if”, “but”, or “as long as”

ALL SHIPS.

idk the bismark can fuck right off.
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marsupials-of-mars:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

zionthepansexual:

dangerbooze:

OH MY GOD

:O!!! >:)=-=

I’ve held that pose on a mat and I am in awe. I can barely hold that pose for 30 second. 
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Pissed off I blocked you, you racist little shit? It always astonishes me how people will buy white supremacy as long as the narrative is ‘but those impossibly smart and powerful white people are BAD’.  

When people see your very existence as an act of oppression, they attribute you with powers that but superman to shame. Literal ubermench against which the lesser races are naturally helpless. 

Of course, the only people that narrative helps are the actual racists, which is why instead of engaging with the actual inequalities and issues of the poc immigrant/white ex pat situation, you get this kind of response.
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nightrhain:

cipollakate:

nickthepigeon:

stealing-your-wife:

espeoradar:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
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lesbwian reblogged your post and added:

You’re in vietnam right now? Fuck off

Ah, so the point was just screaming at people, not actually trying to help with the problem. Blocked.
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amuseoffyre:

annieskywalker:

🤢🤮

themandarinorange:

You should have seen the white ppl coming over to Asia to take away jobs from the local beggars as well

While also being orientalist as fuck

Asians have already funded lots of things for white pple, it was called colonialism

Again, pls rmb that Asia is not your fucking wallet

These guys are literally too blind to see their entitlement

As I have stated b4, pls dont expect pur locals to give you pocket money for you trip of “enlightenment”

If you decide that you can afford to travel for 5 fucking months, you shouldnt be begging the locals for money

If i was begging in Europe, i would be deported

visibilityofcolor:

also white ppl going to places like africa and stuff, pretending to be doctors and getting paid a lot whilst actual african doctors aren’t getting paid shit.

lesbwian:

white people love screaming about immigrants (who are poc specifically) coming to their countries and “stealing” their jobs but they don’t like to admit that there’s a wave of white people with no degree coming to poor Asia countries to become english tutors while having no ability to teach, they get hired n paid Way more than asian people with degree just for the sole reason that they’re white.

WTAF??? gdi, guys, this is why people hate us.

Shitty EFL teachers are a real problem in a lot of East Asian countries, but part of the problem is the fact that legitimate schools are willing to hire them.

If you’re looking into English schools either for yourself or for your kids, go to the recruitment part of their website and check what their teaching requirements are. They will usually list what qualifications teachers will need to have.

Only a degree required? This place pays rock bottom wages and is filled with backpackers doing a few weeks’ work before leaving. Avoid.

CELTA recommended? See above. If it’s not mandatory, no one cares.

CELTA required? Check which kind.

Just a random CELTA? See above. Online CELTAs are easy to obtain and absolute bullshit.

CELTA (120 hours teaching experience)? That’s better. This is the minimum requirement you should look for. These teachers might not be the most experienced, but they’ve put down money for a month’s intensive training (3 months part time) and know the basics. More than that, if they’ve taken the time to take this qualification, they’re more likely to stick out the length of their contract so you or your kid won’t have to deal with five different teachers during your course.

1 year + experience required? Now we’re talking. These places only hire professional teachers who know what they’re doing. These are the sort of places you should be aiming for.

I’ve been in Vietnam teaching for two years now and I’ve seen wages plummet due to schools hiring gap year students with no idea what they’re doing, who usually barely see out the month before fucking off to pants parts unknown. I’ve been working as a teacher trainer and watched as more than 50% of the people I’ve trained drop out after just a few weeks, and never mind the impact having a completely new teacher every month will have on the kids.

And this week I’m going to have to renegotiate my contract because despite having two degrees, a CELTA, five years’ experience and currently studying for my DELTA, I’m just not as cheap as a bunch of untrained teenagers who’ll work for peanuts.
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My husband has literally done this more than once. With an actual wedding and numerous birthdays.
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me-and-mister-bates:

mrshamill:

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

I’ve watched this about 20 times on loop and it’s improved my mood by about 784%!
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beerecordings:

Portrayal of Aunt May really tells you a lot about whether or not the writers drink their respecting women juice like everybody was all “Aunt May should be a fun and engaging character” and the most recent live-actions went “We’ll make her YOUNG and HOT BOOM DONE” and meanwhile Into the Spiderverse went “oh okay yes so she should be intelligent and competent and bad-ass!! she’ll play a role in the story and help our hero on his way!! she’ll be kind and welcoming even though she’s grieving!! she’ll keep her wrinkles and grey hair and sharp nose and have a cocky smile and love her nephew very much and also kick villains out of her house!!!!!!!” and like. who respected her character more let me ask you

Also she may or may not have dated the villain.
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The only downside to watching Parlimentary debates as a spectator sport is that they are so fricking late over here. I want to see the chaplain finally have enough and break Moggs over her knee like a piece of burnt toast.
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nudityandnerdery:

kelssiel:

no more real life au tv shows that are like “but what if nazis won oooooh”

from now on i exclusively want ideas for shows where britain was unable to colonize 90% of the goddamn world because of like extra plague or something idegaf just

let me know what the americas, africa, india, and a whole slew of other places look like without colonialism

Also, let’s move on from “What if the Confederacy won?” alternate history. It’s been done. It’s been explored. Show us something new and interesting.

Someone should really make my dream AH where Ben-Gurion said ‘yeah okay’ to Ho Chi Minh’s offer of a new homeland for the Jews and now there’s a combined Israel/Vietnam.

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